Sci-Fi Comedy...

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Astrodogs in Space Exploration History:

SPACE DOGS PHOTO GALLERY

WELCOME SPACE DOG FANS! Come on it and get a peek at the real me (minus make-up and costumes), my family, and my relatives. (Well, distant relatives, anyway.) Amd have a few laughs at our humorous photos and Sci-Fi Comedy--that is sure to set your tail wagging! (And learn a little of the history, behind modern HISTORY.)

Faster than a speeding bullet...stronger than a racing locomotive...

Our Fearless Leader and Wonder of Stage and Screen:

SPACE DOG!

Greetings Fans! And I hope you enjoy our little sheuuuw... Let me take you on a humorous romp down memory lane, as I present to you some of the accomplishments of me and my relatives. (Well, very distant relatives!)

So, hold onto your hat...as we rocket into SPACE!

Up...Up...And away! (Superman, remember?)

Where would any dog be...

Without his ever lovable...

MASTER!

Well, go on and say it, there is a striking resemblence, huh? Yep, a chip right off the old block!

And you thought I was the only one that was Space Happy? Well, look and see. Obviously, the Space Bug bit us all!

So, where are we all going? To the Frontiers of Space to stake out our land claims! (See the K.I.C. Program for details--at bottom of the page.)

1959...From the Frozen Wastelands of Communist Russia...

The First Astrodogs to Rocket into Space...

Tsiganka and Mishka!

Well, don't my cousins look real snappy in their spacesuits? Yep, there has got to be something about a dog in uniform!

Now, isn't it only fitting that Man's Best Friend, who usually blazes the trail ahead of him on walks, should be the one to lead him into the Frontier of Space?

1960...An Encore...Again From Communist Russia...

Another Pair of Astrodogs And Space Explorers...

Strelka and Belka!

Well, BLACK can be Beautiful (aint' I gorgeous!), but so can White! So, as you can see, we are an inter-racial and integrated Family. (Not to mention being mutli-lingual, international, multi-ethnic, etc. etc. etc.)

Besides, white matches the color of snow--and they have lots of snow in Russia! (Brrr...take me to the Bahamas!)

1961...Preceding Gagarin's Manned Spaceflight...

The First Living Earth Creature to Orbit the Planet...

Laika!

And you thought Man was the only cool dude? Hey, catch a clue! We are all in this lifeboat (Earth) together, mack.

And, after that, the Earth was never the same. We had officially entered the Space Age, as Gagarin followed closely with a single orbit of the Planet--followed by many other men, round and round, and round again! (And you thought that dogs were the only crazy ones that chased their own tails!!!)

Where are the U.S. Astrodogs???

Hey, we were all ready! And after the rest of the family's exploits, we were all pumped and fully prepared to go. But, when it came America's turn, those bright boys(?), with the slide rules, decided that chimps would be better than dogs. Oh, come on! What egg-heads! What did a crazy monkey do to ever get to be Man's Best Friend? Hey, wake up guys and smell the coffee--or we will brew it without you, next time. (Discrimination!)

SPACE DOG'S GROUNDCREW...AND FLIGHTCREW:

[Groundcrew - Pups?] [Flightcrew - Pups?]

And the munchkins responsible for all of this trouble! (Hey, you think I can come up with all this stuff on my own? I am not that dingy!)

Yeah, it was about time for a word from our sponsors! We should get equal billing! (Hey, behave yourselves!)

And, time for the Revenge of the Pink Pather!

(Hey, dudes! Look again. I am not pink! I am coal black! All that Barbie junk is P.I.N.K!)

OKAY...I suppose I should also show you...

My Master's Famous Relative (and Space Freak)...

GUESS WHO???

Hey, shall I reserve a pizza for the first one that can guess it? We will find out how well you know your Space Exploration History, huh!

(Well, he is something of a relative--though a very, very distant one. But, because of his work, and his association, he is just considered part of our Greater Family in the Sky!)

Another Guess Who...

Princess Leia? Queen Amidala?

Or could it be...GIVE UP???

Looks like we will have to reserve another pizza for the first one that can guess it? We will find out how well you know your blue-bloods and royalty, huh!

(Yeah, this one is a hard one. But no hints from the Groundcrew!!!)

(Oh, come one! Is this one of those blackmail photos, of some important personality, that would be embarassed to death to see their face as a kid in print??

Well, keep guessing!

Another Famous (or Infamous???) Relative...

Out of the Frozen Lands of the North...

ROYAL GRAY WOLF!!!

The Emblem of the Legendary Ruler of the GahTSK (early Vikings)

Ah, yes, our VERITABLE VICTORY VIKING strikes again! (New Viking Raids are coming! Look out!!!)

And, though a distant relative, he is held to be part of the Family. And is refered to by the more familiar name of BENJAMIN. (See Genesis 49:27) Moreover, Ivar Vidfadmi, the Uniter of all Scandia, also used this emblem (and apparendly for similar reasons).

More on him, later...or click the picture for VIKINGS.

Good Grief Charlie Brown...

It is that Cute Little Read-headed Girl...

YOUR SWEETHEART AND HEART THROB!

And you wondered what kept all of us crazy guys in line here? Well, that is one KITTEN that you don't want to mess with (no matter how big of a DOG you may think you are)!

(And, sorry, guys! She is already spoken for!)

(And thank your Snoopy, for introducing her to us!)

And, now...what you have all been waiting for...

OUR INFAMOUS MILITARY HERO...

SPACE DOG???

(Or is this one of his military buddies?)

Sorry, Space Dog's military record is still calssified. However, we can tell you that he is proud of serving our Country. And defending its FREEDOMS!

Moreover, the relatives love to gossip about his exploits, like teaching Military Science and his expertize in War Game Simulations. Not to mention his infamous routine in the Air War Games in the skies over Germany. And his courage at tank busting in the Sinai and SAM destructions along the Suez. (My, now that boy does get around!)

[Suited Up for Work]

And our foreign relatives tell us that the call sign of SPACE DOG on the air combat channel usually makes the others run! (For this is one aggressive ace--Top Gun, move over!)

And, hold the presses, but the current scuttle-butt holds that he has something to do with that super fast, and Top Secret SPACE BOMBER! But, then, can anyone really believe rumors? (Or anything we say!!!)

(And no! That is not his plane in the picture with the Flighcrew. It doesn't fly fast enough, or high enough, for what Space Dog does!)

And now...up...up...and away!

(Say, is that the UFO that we have been seeking, zipping around in the sky??? Well, take yourself to our leader, to find out!!!)

WRAP UP:

So, how did you like our mad cap romp down through Space Exploration History, and the humorous photos that our wild and crazy Sci-Fi Comedy brought forth? Did we tickle your fancy? And make your tail wag?

Well, you can get more! Return to the DOGHOUSE!

(NOTE: for those of you who like the picky details, some of the photos above are models sanding in for the person. Others we have played something of a practical joke on--AND SWITCED THEIR PHOTOS AROUND! So, who is really who? Well, enjoy the puzzle!)

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RATINGS: G
Most materials filed in this Web are G (for General Audiances). However, some of Space Dog's antics and stunts are definately for mature audience--so consider them PG (perhaps some might even hit PG-13). Be forewarned!

Filed: 10-27-01 . . .Up-dated: 11-24-01